Monday, February 9, 2009
Deer Assfacemuncher butt(muncher),~~
u r a 5 star general in the stoopid army. ur so stoopid that there's probly no1 stopider then u. if their was a stopid cuntest u would probly cum in third cuz even though ur stuoopid ur also a looser and loosers never win at anything even cuntests that r stupid and no 1 would want to win anyway but u would lose because ur the biggest stupidest loser i ever met
anyway, i hope u fall down a well and drown in the well. actually no wait i hope u fall down the well and then u just float in there and u have a concussion and starve to death. that would be better because it woudl be more painful and would be slower. yes, that would be the best you stopid loser.
another thing that u should know is that everyone else thinks the same. just the other day i was takling on my celly with my bffl and she was all like i think that assfacemuncher buttmuncher frend of urs is stuped and pimply and probly has pimples on his butt and lower back region. and then later i was talking to my other bffl and she was all like i think that your frend who is stopid should probly kill himself because no one likes him including me and he is the least coolest boy in skool.
i told them that they were rong and that you actually had pimples on ur upper back region too and that u go into the pool with your shirt and ur pants on because ur embarrased and also you always take the crusts off your sandwiches because your afriad of the crusts and what they might do. i told them that because i hate you and i knew u wouldn't want me to tell them that especlly bethany becuase one time u said u liked her unikorn shirt.
ANOTEHR THING IS OH WAIT I FORGOT OKAY I REMEMBER IT AND THAT IT'S OH BY THE WAY YOU ARE DUMB. I NEVER WANTED TO GO SEE ALIEN VERSUS PREDATOR WITH U ANYWAY AND I HATE MILK DUDS I AM ALLERGIC TO DUDS. YOU ARE A DUD AND BECAUSE OF THAT I HAD HIVES FOR A LOT OF DAYS AND MISSED THE COMIC BOOK CUNTVENTION THAT IVE WANTED TO GO TO SINCE LIKE BASICALLY 4EVER. I HOPE U FEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THAT BECAUSE U SHOULD. ALSO U SHOULD FEEL BAD THAT U R STOOPID AND AN IDIOT.
I can't believe i dated you for seven years. i didn't even like you that whole time i swear haha i had you fooled you fool. in canada you would 700 ml worth of stoopid. if they measured stoopid from 1 to 10 you would be off da charts stoopid. another thing i can't believe is that i was the one who asked you out and was the one who wouldn't let you break up with me four years ago when you said your family was moving to cleveland. but you moved to cleveland and like a stupidhead u haven't called me in 14 days and three horus and that is why i am breaking up with u and now chad will be my boyfriend because he is really cool and has a razor scooter. also his watch is waterprooff and he said that i'm a lot smarter than jessica which is more than you ever said you idiot haha. lol
its super funny that you think that i care about you at all lol hahaha how stupid you are i havne't hought about you in 24 minutes that is sooOoOoOo long long enough for me to think about how much i h8 you and kiss chad on the cheek which i did aren't you jelouse i bet you arelol
so now i am prolby gonna make out with chad and in the meantieme i hope you do nothing but if you half to do something i hop that thing is faling down a well if you need help finding a well i will help u and i'll even push u but if u need help with anthing besides that i wont help u becuz i only help cool kids like chad who if you forgot has a razor scotter it is the blue one. i dont' help people like you. people who suck.
pPps-----U HAV A VAAAAGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!