Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
I just thought of an idea. I'm going to make my own magazine called Jormo where I give out advice to people about sex, love, fashion, and dating.
Here's a preview of my first issue:
Cover photo-- beautiful woman smiling and looking confident
Cover story-- 15,000 sex secrets (we'll give you a hint: they all involve ice)
Q&A-- Q: Hey Jormo, I can't get my bf to love me he just plays video games all the time. Help? A: You should turn into a video game!
Sex Tip -- Pleasure zones!
Poll-- What's your favorite thing to do? A) Hair B) Jazzercise C) Study D) Charity
Time for Fashion-- Dresses are in this year! So are shoes!
Here are things you can say if you want to talk about how hot it is:
1. Hot enough for you?
2. Another scorcher!
3. It's killer out there, huh?
4. So sticky out there! So humid!
6. Gosh I'm sweating!
7. It's hot!
9. I wish it were snowing instead of being hot!
10. I could just perish!
11. Can you believe how hot it is?
12. I'm sweating balls!
13. You could fry an egg out there!
14. Put me out of my misery!