I just thought of an idea. I'm going to make my own magazine called Jormo where I give out advice to people about sex, love, fashion, and dating.
Here's a preview of my first issue:
Cover photo-- beautiful woman smiling and looking confident
Cover story-- 15,000 sex secrets (we'll give you a hint: they all involve ice)
Q&A-- Q: Hey Jormo, I can't get my bf to love me he just plays video games all the time. Help? A: You should turn into a video game!
Sex Tip -- Pleasure zones!
Poll-- What's your favorite thing to do? A) Hair B) Jazzercise C) Study D) Charity
Time for Fashion-- Dresses are in this year! So are shoes!
I will turn into the best videogame you ever saw!!!!!!!!
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