So you guys probably know how I feel about the Internet, technology, everything, etc. Basically, I think it's a waste of time. However, one of my guilty pleasures is going onto the AIM and Facebook accounts of my friends and having conversations (incognito, of course) with their friends.
I thought it would be hard-hitting to share some of these conversations with you. So that's what I'm doing. Here's the first one. I was on Joel's facebook and....
listen to this:
i feel terrible
you know you have to drink 8 oz. of water when you take a mucinex?
hahah yeahhh lol but i never do
im trying to figure out where this story is going hahah
it's going places you never dreamed
well then continue
the plot thickens (much like my mucus):
actually that's basically it.
i feel terrible.
i miss you and all the times we had.
that's the sparknotes version
im not really understanding this niceness thing u got going on towards me
like im confused
well the truth is this:
im a changed man
i've had some experiences
things are different
i changed my mind
wait never mind
can we just start over?
remember that time
when we did this fun stuff or whatever
that was the best time
why can't we do that more
and you're beautiful
i wojld love to do funnnn stuffff
take me away from binghamtonnnnn
tell me about nyu!!
all right but only because you're worth it
what a place
wearing shirts with cats on them
cats with shirts on
it's fucking wild
it's ajungle over here
i just saw a monkey
hahahhah what r u onnnn
i wanna go to ur college!
i want to go to your pants. wait no. i want to go to your college.
do u ever see melissa
who's melissa? yeah i see her
what's with the 9th degree?
what do u mean
oh it's just a bit of banter
you've got to lighten up, girl
lighten that load
sorry im just unpacking
have u gone to visit the canadiansss
canadianssss? oh!! you mean the canadians.
yeah i been there. done that. smoked it. drank it. cooked it for dinner.
but that's not important right now.
i wanna go
what's important is you and me and that sexy black dress you wore that one time.
or was it a scarf? i dont recall.
either way it was sexy as all hell
well whats important is that i want to go
and u should comeee so i dont have to drive alone
or you could just listen to a book on tape
it works wonders and that way i wouldn't have to sit through a long lousy car ride with you
my mom does that
thats not entertaining
road trips r sooo fun
thinking about one with you makes me suicidal but i know absolutely what you mean
i like the feeling of the wind in my hair
and the sounds of the open road
well actually its half america
i hate tomatoes
but i like you
girl, you don't even know
you don't even know the half of it
and i won't tell the other half!
listen why don't you just stay at your college and i'll stay at mine okay?
i can't take this shit any more
i'm stressed and i got the runs
and now i got to run
i'll talk to you later grrrrrrrrl
if u ever reconsider
let me know im thinking of going in feb
i might be dead by then
welll hopefully not
i'll let you know
stay beautiful grlllll