I have a confession to make.
Next week I am taking a three day course in order to become a certified lifeguard.
The only reason I will be taking this course, and then seeking out a job as a lifeguard, is that I want a whistle.
I want to twirl the whistle on my finger clockwise. Then I want to twirl it counterclockwise. I want to repeat this all day. I also want to sound the whistle at random to make people fear that they have broken the rules.
When you're the guy with the whistle, you call the shots. I want to be that guy. That's all.
Whenever I watch Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, I decide to go to culinary school and train for 10 years in a restaurant to be a master chef. Then I get over it because I realize that all I really want is to yell at people in a kitchen and have them say, "Yes, Chef."
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