Next week I am taking a three day course in order to become a certified lifeguard.
The only reason I will be taking this course, and then seeking out a job as a lifeguard, is that I want a whistle.
I want to twirl the whistle on my finger clockwise. Then I want to twirl it counterclockwise. I want to repeat this all day. I also want to sound the whistle at random to make people fear that they have broken the rules.
When you're the guy with the whistle, you call the shots. I want to be that guy. That's all.