Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The truth

I have a confession to make.

Next week I am taking a three day course in order to become a certified lifeguard.

The only reason I will be taking this course, and then seeking out a job as a lifeguard, is that I want a whistle.

I want to twirl the whistle on my finger clockwise. Then I want to twirl it counterclockwise. I want to repeat this all day. I also want to sound the whistle at random to make people fear that they have broken the rules.

When you're the guy with the whistle, you call the shots. I want to be that guy. That's all.


  1. Whenever I watch Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, I decide to go to culinary school and train for 10 years in a restaurant to be a master chef. Then I get over it because I realize that all I really want is to yell at people in a kitchen and have them say, "Yes, Chef."

  2. We all have to have dreams. NEVER make an apology for fulfilling a dream. Keep it real! ;)