Sunday, April 19, 2009

What I will be like in 10 years according to Hallie

Jordan, a macaroni noodle of a man. Jordan became a chef and makes all different kinds of pasta and puts cheese on them. He is also a pimp and has more lady friends than he can count. He is something of a modern day Hue Heffner. He lives in a mansion shaped like a J from the top and spends lots of time in his jacoozi. When he isn’t cooking or hanging with the biddies he travels to the far reaches of the earth to help underpriveledged children. What a guy.


  1. I see it.

    You owe me a pasta dish, future-Jordan.