"Now I find my happiness in knowing and serving God. Everything else falls into place after that." Except for this. Happy 3rd Place, America's hopes and dreams!
"...my overall goal is to win in Boston." Well, it's not your overall reality. Oops.
"This Monday, I will run one mile (or as much as I can without getting pulled out) of the Boston Marathon in a gorilla suit." Last but not least-- arguably the biggest fail of the day: mine. I went down to Copley to do my report for journalism class and the place was mobbed. There were barricades everywhere and cops everywhere. It was impossible. Plus I was scared. So I backed out. And now I apologize to my loyal blog followers, to my friends, to my family, and most importantly, to America.
Awwwwww. That's too bad. And it's a travesty. It is a sad, sad world in which gorillas do not have the freedom to participate in marathons.
ReplyDeleteI love the concept of apologizing "to America." It seems like a lot of people have fucked over America in the past. I wonder what America thinks of all this.
Dude I wasn't looking what blog this was from in my Google Reader and was like "THIS IS PERFECT" until I scrolled down to the Gorilla Fail and realized it was your blog.
ReplyDeleteIt's still perfect.