Monday, April 20, 2009

America Fail

"Now I find my happiness in knowing and serving God. Everything else falls into place after that." Except for this. Happy 3rd Place, America's hopes and dreams!

" overall goal is to win in Boston." Well, it's not your overall reality. Oops.

"This Monday, I will run one mile (or as much as I can without getting pulled out) of the Boston Marathon in a gorilla suit." Last but not least-- arguably the biggest fail of the day: mine. I went down to Copley to do my report for journalism class and the place was mobbed. There were barricades everywhere and cops everywhere. It was impossible. Plus I was scared. So I backed out. And now I apologize to my loyal blog followers, to my friends, to my family, and most importantly, to America.


  1. Awwwwww. That's too bad. And it's a travesty. It is a sad, sad world in which gorillas do not have the freedom to participate in marathons.

    I love the concept of apologizing "to America." It seems like a lot of people have fucked over America in the past. I wonder what America thinks of all this.

  2. Dude I wasn't looking what blog this was from in my Google Reader and was like "THIS IS PERFECT" until I scrolled down to the Gorilla Fail and realized it was your blog.

    It's still perfect.