Wednesday, April 7, 2010

What Roommate John just said

*It is 6:35 P.M., John sits at his chair watching people go by on the street.*

"I'm just going to just start talking to them. 'Hey, you have nice skin. You have nice butt. I like your sunglasses. Give me a shot I'm desperate.' Where do we meet these girls, Jordan! I don't get it. I'm sure they don't all have boyfriends, especially the ones that go to NYU. I mean, come on, they're all gay guys there."


  1. Oh, sad, so true. So full of wisdom and so good for a laugh -- always! ~mlk

  2. This made me laugh... except the first time I read it I interpreted "shot" as "glass of vodka" rather than "chance" which just made his plight seem even MORE desperate...