I want to pour
chocolate syrup
all over your body--
but I also want
chocolate milk--
I don't know what to do.
Stay with me
forever!
Actually,
never mind,
I need
Me Time.
I could kiss you
all day
but I have to go
do laundry.
When we kissed
it was like magic--
you turned out
to be an evil
sorcerer.
Your face
are like
two pools of blue--
wait, that's wrong.
He said,
"You're so beautiful
I could kiss you."
She said,
"Why don't you?"
You are nice
and smart
and I like your dress
Will you date me?
In a perfect world
it would just be
you and me. . .
and flying
unicorns.
I whispered
"Sweet nothings"
in her ear.
She said,
"That's not
how you do it."
You're going to publish a book of all these someday, right?
ReplyDeleteI'd buy it.
Unless, of course, you chose to simply give me a free copy because, well, I'm awesome.
How I love thee. I'd buy a bunch of books too...
ReplyDeleteThanks Friends!
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll make a little book out of them sometime. If I do, you'll be the first to know about it!