Spook Book
666 goulish recipes for the houliday
by Partners in Rhyme
1. Dead Man's pasta
3 newts
1 eyeball
4 cups of human hair
Tortelini
Fresh ground pepper
Stir until SCARY!
2. Cookies shaped like ghosts
Flour
Dough
Sugar
Little m&m pieces for the eyes
White frosting
Sprinkles
Milk (it's healthy!)
When the full moon rises, pre-heat the oven to 350 farenheit. When the clock strikes twelve and the planets align butter the cookie sheet. Cast three incantations then put twelve clumps of dough on the sheet, spaced one inch apart. Wait for the dough (and the dead) to rise.
3. Cookies shaped like witches hats
1 witch's hat
2 base the shape off of that
3 cookies
4 children to eat them (1 kid doesn't get one, whichever is fattest he could stand to lose some weight, survival of the fittest after all)
Whichever way you like it. Which witch would you choose? Choose the one which apeals to you. I'm from Wichita. Bake until golden brown. Or black like midnight! Heee hee ehe eheeeee
4. Goblin's Gauntlet (Martini)
1 vial of blood
2 vials of chicken broth
3 teaspoons of parnsip
7 elevens
8 bags of candy
Go the bar and ask the bartender to make you this, it's too complicated for MERE MORTALS! HE ehehehehe ehehee
5. Peanut Butter and Toe Jam Football (sandwitch)
1 eye of a newt
2 eye have a feeling (That tonight's going to be a SCARY night!)
3 eye of a tiger (thrill of a fight)
4 ghosts
Eat it under the covers when you're scared of the dark. You baby! hahah. What a baby scared of the dark.
6. Leprechaun Stew (evil)
3 pot of evil golds
2 rainy days
4 failing grades
9 bad memories
2 flat tires
Bake in a convection oven. Beat it up. Let it simmer. Feel bad about it. Feel regret. Cook until it all sinks in. Or it turns golden brown.
Other sweet and scary recipes include:
Devil's Cocktail Delight Dream
Huevos Ranscaros!
Witching Hour Pancakes
Aunt Jelata's Enchalatas
Dead Man Tar-tarred and feathered (ooooh)
Taco with human body parts and ground beef in it souflee
Black Cat Fish
40 Sacrificial Virgin Strawberry Daqueri
Pastina for ETERNITY
Macaroni and ghouls
Ghoulkie cripss
Chocolate chip ghoulkies
Ghoul cereal
Pepermint ghoulies
Falet Sei Young
Flaming Young Children!
Endorsements
"I couldn't sleep for days after I read this cook book. i kept thinking that it was going to get me in my sleep or that it would use me for my toes in the stue" - Loser
"This is such a great book. It scared my taste buds off! i especially loved the Dead Man Tar Tarred and feathered. A winner for the whole family! My kids are actually eating proteins!"- Concerned Mother
"Buy this if you want to live. " - Partners in Rhyme
"Don't buy this if you want to die" - Others
Back Cover:
What can't they do? From the makers of the best-selling Partners in Rhyme poetry band, comes this book that will scare you silly! You will love it. They've done it again! Actually it's their first time making a cook book, but you know the one. Or should they call it SPOOK BOOK! They did call it that. And here it is. If you want to read it your'e half way there alreayd! It's mostly picutres! All you have to do now is flip the book over open it and feast your eyes (and your taste buds) on these delightful gems, or shall we say scary gems. Recomended by zero uncool chefs and 30 hot girls (hot ghouls).
Before we read the book:
After we read the book:
How do you make the taco with human body parts and ground beef in it souflee?
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