Bathers

Photo blurriness at the Christopher Street Pier today. Tell me which one you like best!

Will you please pass the syrup?

Well there we all were at breakfast this morning-- that is, the family and I and Ashley-- when suddenly something whizzed by the window.

At which point I started screaming, "Man! Flying! That man is flying! Look he's flying!" and ran outside to take pictures.

And wouldn't you know it-- there was a man flying. He flew up and away until he was just a little speck. Then he disappeared. Then we finished breakfast.

It was a morning to be remembered.

Sunset

Check out more topless dancing photos on my flickr

Why I Love Gallatin

What a bunch of snobs.

Mom How Could You

A 108 point scrabble word? So cruel! And yet so brilliant. And yet so cruel.

Mahopac

I was going through some old photos yesterday and discovered this gem, a staging of the Mahopac Indian "scalping" his rival, from Spirit Day 2007. I think this more than any other photo I've seen sums up what Mahopac High School is all about and why I am so glad to have graduated.

Summer Vacation

"Jordan, what did you do today? No friends? Friendless?"- Dad.

Two poems for you

Absence makes
the heart
grow fon--I MISS YOU

Her eyes are like flowers
Her face is like flowers
Her ears are like flowers
She is very flower-like

Necessary?

Probably.

Unnecessary?

I think so.

Why I love Words with Friends App

"I'm one letter short of 'erotic'"- Ashley

"What's the difference between flat rate and premium?"

I am sorry to say, my dear readers, that this will likely be the last post you'll read about Roommate John for a while.

The truth is that I am moving out of my dorm today, and in so doing, I am leaving Roommate John behind.

This is bad news for me, but it is also bad news for you. If not for John, I don't know what I would have put on my blog most of the time this year. So now my posts will probably be a lot less interesting.

You all know by now that John is a real character. Whether he's talking (or singing) in his sleep, lint-rolling the carpet, or trying to understand the nature of life and love, John is a constant source of amusement.

But what you probably don't know, because you don't live with him, is that John is also an excellent roommate and a great person.

Yesterday, I came into the room and John was eating an orange. "This orange is so good, Jordan" he said. Now, if John wasn't so nice, he would have saved all the delicious oranges for himself. But John was so nice and so he gave me some pieces, which were very delicious indeed.

Next semester John is going to Shanghai, where I hope he will enjoy a fun year far, far away from Stern, become immersed in the culture and language, and meet the woman of his dreams, preferably in an Asian-LatinAmerican fusion club.

I will miss him. I wish him all the best and you should too.

Best apartment building ever

That is DEFINITELY the font used for Lord of the Rings.

What are you doing in there

Cat in a store widow. Not a pet shop.

Another Sleeping Asian

This one is my roommate. He woke up this morning and turned off the alarm on his iPhone. Then he went back to sleep, but the iPhone remained in his hand. Silly!

Finals Week

Come on guys, we're almost there.