1. The other Mona Lisa
2. Mars curiosity rover
3. The Romney sons
4. The recession
5. Bad NFL replacement ref
6. Dead D.C. baby panda
7. Dead print journalism
8. Instagram
9. Call me maybe
10. Snooki's baby
Monday, October 1, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
My favorite article of the day
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/fall-sex-season_n_1910963.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
16 Reasons Why Fall Is The Season of Sex.
Highlights:
3. Hot apple cider is a highly underrated aphrodisiac.
7. You're no longer sweaty all the time.
15. After you're done having sex, you can steal your partner's sweater.
I'm sorry I just can't get enough of this article it's too silly.
16 Reasons Why Fall Is The Season of Sex.
Highlights:
3. Hot apple cider is a highly underrated aphrodisiac.
7. You're no longer sweaty all the time.
15. After you're done having sex, you can steal your partner's sweater.
I'm sorry I just can't get enough of this article it's too silly.
The lady who took my blood today was Tabitha. She has a son and she told me that she and her son play Michael Jackson: The Experience on the Wii together. I asked her which MJ song is her favorite and she said all of them. Tabitha if you're reading this thank you for doing such a good job taking my blood and for having great taste.
Brilliant observation
My friend writes: "Pandas in particular creep me out, because they hate reproducing, which makes me suspect that they know something about the future that we don't."
Oversharing
Is it possible to get PMS from donating blood? I'm feeling very emotional right now.
I wonder who's going to get the blood I donated. I wonder if that person will acquire some of my soul or my memories.
I just creeped myself out.
I'm going to start posting every lord of the rings joke i make
Me: I'm donating blood tomorrow I'm nervous.
Mike: Don't worry they just take a pint.
Me: It comes in pints?! I'm getting one!
Mike: Don't worry they just take a pint.
Me: It comes in pints?! I'm getting one!
Thursday, August 16, 2012
"To my mind a wedding's a very poor play. There are only two parts in it -- the bride and bridegroom. The best man is only a walking gentleman. With the exception of a crying father and sniveling mother, the rest are supers who have to dress well and have to pay for their insignificant part in the shape of costly presents."
-Diary of a Nobody
-Diary of a Nobody
Sunday, August 12, 2012
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